The Thursday Night Smackdown Lady is liveblogging Top Chef Las Vegas. Read about it here.
You will need a legend for the cheftestants as she (and I) could not remember any of their names until just recently.
Shiv = Jennifer (the tightly wound blonde)
Robin = Robin (she's the sympathy chef "I beat cancer twice" blah blah blah)
Brothers Michael and Brian = one's an a-hole, one's cuter and nicer.
Weed = that other Mike with the bad tan
Beardie = Kevin (just give the title to him already)
Not Jonah Hill = Eli
Her blog is not family friendly.